Wednesday, September 29, 2010

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The smell of train

The smell of train is a unique and mysterious aroma, the result of horrible fragrances that blend into the convoys saturating the environment.


we analyze in detail its composition fragrant.



  • Sa wet rusty scrap metal from a thousand rains.

  • Sa of smelly feet on the seats left to evaporate in the face.

  • Sa
  • crumbs and cheese fries soaked in grease.

  • Sa flakes of dead skin rotting attached to the seats.

  • Sa of sweaty armpits and backs that breathe poisonous toxins.

  • Sa of banana peels and apple cores left to ferment in vain portaimmondizia.

  • Sa soaked in saliva of gum stuck on every corner.

  • Sa residue of urine on handles touched by unwashed hands.

  • Sa of wrappers of chocolate bars withdrawn.

  • Sa aftershave violent at six in the morning.

  • Sa perfume musty odor, which should cover the skin.

  • Sa nasal mucus balled and launched here and there.

  • know who spread the heated baby food smells from hospital airtight plastic containers.

  • Sa of poor quality materials never cleaned or replaced.

  • Sa layers of dirt accumulated under the seats.

  • Sa clothes impregnated with smoke.

  • Sa things quiet and smelly.

  • of Sa ...

can add to the list the ingredients that you like, the ultimate effect will not change!


Monday, September 27, 2010

How Many Watts Is A Flashlight

Family Baggage

Family Baggage is as follows: low mother and bespectacled, fat girl that smells of popcorn, grandfather tortoise with gray hair and three carry-old giant and bulky luggage.
Family Luggage, today, took my own train, but I did not know anything.

Unaware of their annoying presence, I decided to get up fifteen minutes before the train's arrival, enjoy a little peace in the space between two cars.
me, I am standing at the exit to see the mountains which are flammable at sunset, with the cool evening air that penetrates the window and flap I lash my face. Suddenly, a movement known
left: the compartment door slowly began to open itself.

glimpse of an old blue canvas bag with brown leather trim that peeps from the door. When the suitcase came out all its incredible length, which appears here is the bespectacled mother, wiping his forehead after the huge effort of pushing.

Immediately after the child is fat, announced by a disgusting smell of popcorn, holding barely a second bag, smaller than the first but just as old. At the suggestion of the mother, the child support the case over to the big one, then wedged into the space between the mother and the suitcases.

I try to keep the nerves at bay. My living space has been greatly reduced, but still have a few inches before the step in front of me and some free span behind your back.
The compartment door opens again. This time out a huge case, the largest of all, totally incellofanata from which to check a telescopic trolley handle-free. The suitcase barely penetrates the narrow space left, going to be located in the only point still at, or behind my legs.
gain the last few inches before exit to avoid being overwhelmed the fury of the mega pack.

And then check out victorious the last family member, who has pushed out the huge luggage with the sheer force of his hands: the legendary turtle grandfather.

As I see it, I hate him.
he positioned himself in the narrow space left, I almost find myself stuck at the gate. Family Baggage is happy, I hold the anger in his teeth.

is now a matter of minutes, I say to myself. I can resist.
Just when we are near the station, a young girl opened the compartment door and try to sneak in the luggage of the Family Baggage to reach the bathroom.
The mountain of suitcases and blocking the entrance to the hide at the sight of the bathroom door.
Grandfather Turtle watches her curiously.
The girl asks him where the bathroom and he, generous and caring, not only shows him, but decided to move the giant suitcase to get through.

course, the moves on me.
I do not see anymore. I turned like a fury, uttered insults and grunts, shot down two suitcases and opened the door violently between cars abandoned to its fate the Family Baggage.
Once down, I note with great satisfaction that his grandfather tortoise and the family are still shut in, with baggage that block their access to the train door.

Friday, September 24, 2010

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The Big Belly intrusive

The first carriage was downgraded, and I sat with her legs spread like a cat when stretched, sitting comfortably secure the empty seat in front of me , on which I had thrown bag and jacket.

On the one hand I had the window, behind which the sky was colored in orange and pink on the profile of the mountains. Second, the corridor and four seats of which only one occupied in the far corner, by a man such property to blend in with the seat itself up to become invisible.

The carriage was quiet, as almost all the passengers had got off at the stop before leaving it half empty.

short, I was at peace with the world and especially by train.
But then he comes.

The floor of the car starts to jerk rhythmically and the sound of heavy panting is getting closer. The Big Belly
manifests itself suddenly in the corridor next to me like a big grizzly mangy with asthma.
I am terrified. I look at him, then occupied the seat in front of my stuff and then the three vacancies on the other side of the corridor.

The Big Belly literally throws his briefcase on the rack above me with a rotation of the body that remembers the weight throwers in the Olympics.
I try in every way to show him with his eyes the three empty seats on the side, but he will not smear row.
Fixed baggage, raises a burly arm without a word and indicates the seat in front of me. My nerves are starting to creak and within seconds I bile salt to the brain.

Not to mention, but accentuating every movement with powerful bursts of anger and vents, allowing them to remove my stuff from sinking into the seat with all his bulk.

So, once you are settled, I stand with all my stuff and I move the seat side, or one of three vacancies and wide that he has foolishly avoided. The Big Belly
looks at me with a vague air dazed without understanding the reasons for my move.

I gather from all over the story that some people should explain things elementary writing them on large signs like those who use prompters on TV.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

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