Monday, August 30, 2010

House Colors For Half Brick

Vercelli among the worst Italian railway stations Guaranteed


The PESFIG - Guaranteed Worst Italian railway stations - is a prestigious award given by the lack of services and an excess of problems encountered by users of the circuit Trenitalia stations.


The small but promising station is finally Vercelli managed to get some much-needed recognition, achieved through the commitment of all staff who gave the worst of himself over the years to get to these levels.


Here is a summary of the reasons that have enabled the Committee to award the prize PESFIG:


  • conductors arrogant, nasty and incompetent. In particular are mentioned: the man with the mustache, the dead man who speaks, the ugly season and the deaf-case basis.

  • Worst relationship between the number of ticket offices open and influx of clients: usually a single ticket in the open on three of the busiest times.

  • ticket machine not working one day in three, particularly in the busiest day, for example at the end of the month to coincide with the line at the ticket for the renewal of subscriptions.

  • Lack of a newsstand where to buy newspapers and magazines.

  • obliterator low, or not working. Situation continued for those near the track, while it is restored to the station from time to time at random. I have to try all the passengers to find out which one is charged.

  • Time of concrete shelter that falls apart and collapses on passengers waiting for trains during the winter season. To resolve the problem, instead of repairing it, was hung in a net at a time that would collect debris when they fall.

  • Notices
  • electronic or acoustic arrivals and departures occasionally not working.

  • Watches set on the tracks at different times to confuse travelers.

station staff would like to thank all our customers ensuring that it will continue to do its worst to live up to the important recognition.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Wikipedia Afterglow Backlighting

recipe and a recipe that is not '


The story is very simple, and it is said a few words, as the recipe does not .
In Sicily I met a Romanian girl who made me taste the cream of eggplant, a dish typical of his nation. In general, in Romania - so he told me - is getting ready for summer, you put in a jar and can be enjoyed in winter, as an accompaniment to meat dishes.
I was very impressed this cream, as well as for his goodness, even the affinity with the Sicilian cuisine, which makes the eggplant a key ingredient.
As already mentioned, this is not a recipe for real: the doses are to the eye, and the process is a little ... eye. The girl, in fact, could not explain the precise doses and times, but we have come anyway, because it is a simple cream.
Small side note: if you do not like onions escaped from this recipe, but first explain to me why you ruined my life for free. And do not get me out the classic cliché of fiatella, please, why anyone who smokes has a breath (and not only ...) much worse! But this is my point of view ... :)
Eggplant cream (as is done in Romania)

Ingredients (for 4 persons, with the eye)
2 eggplant purple (those ball, so to speak) [my weighed 900 g]

2 onions 230 g of mayonnaise [but I suspect it takes at least 100 grams more, so let's say 300]

slap the eggplant in the oven without peeling. I, so trial and error, I adjusted the thermostat on 140 degrees (fan) and I cooked for about 1h30. To feel the cooking I put the proverbial toothpick / fork.
Meanwhile slice the onions.
Once cooked eggplant, let cool and peel.
Mix the eggplant, add the mayonnaise, mix well and add salt. Finally, add the chopped onion. Giving another stirred, refrigerate and serve cold.
Yum!

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Can Sinus Infection Make

The man with the mustache he always says no

As the man with the mustache he sees me arrive at the ticket office, look up at the sky and began to mumble with his usual sullen expression on her face oblong. I smile cordially.

- I would like a weekly V. M. for the last of August - with theatrical wonder affability.
He starts shaking his head.
- can no longer make the weekly V. M. - He says as if exhaling its last breath. I
undaunted, I insist - but I have to do the weekly.
He begins to boil and marks: - NON-you-can '! -

not grant him a truce. - Excuse me, you know, but I work only the last of August and then a monthly subscription does not suit me. What should I do?
He growls: - You must do the tickets every day.
I pretend indignation.
- spend more and thus risk losing the train every morning because of its slow? The man with the mustache
grinds his teeth and stares at me with bloodshot eyes.
I put on a white face naive: - ... and how come you can not do the weekly?
That's the straw that breaks the camel's back.

The man with the mustache jumps up, sticks to the glass and bawls: - CAN NOT 'TO DO AND MORE! CAN NOT 'TO DO! I HAVE DECIDED I MICA! 'SO' AND MORE! CAN NOT '.
peaceful air while I watch him with pants and with eyes wide in exasperation. I look forward to his heart attack but does not arrive.
Quite calmly, my servant's surprising move: - Then I do a weekly P. M. via V.!
He obviously did not expect that I knew the trick to get around the problem and remains of stone for a few seconds. When shooting, curling mustache and frowned suspiciously.
- Why do not you asked me now? - Dry bark.
- Why do not you brought me?

The bile salt to the brain.
- I'm not the information office, I! I do not make the rules trenitalia mica, me! I DO WHAT I ASKED YOU ! The fixed
briefly closing his eyes and forces made the final move.
- I had asked a week from V. M., but she made me ...

He cried out, grabs a stapler, the bangs on the table and the white foam that dries drip from the corners of his mouth.
- Why NOT CAN 'DO! It can be done only by P. M. via V.!
- Thanks, I knew that already! I told myself!
He begins to tear his mustache, his eyes wide and shook hands with pronounced tremor. She stares at me now terrified.
- So ... - Babbling murmurs, - him I do this weekly P. M. via V.?
- Look, forget it. I do it at home online. Goodbye and thank you.
As I leave, I hear him howling from behind the glass.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

How Many 100 Mg Benzonatate To Get High

The return of tenders ghost

The Trenitalia's Supreme Leader and his loyal clique, you know, they love to do funny tricks for commuters and passengers in general.
When they occur in their mega penthouse in the center of Rome, between a round of golf and a boat ride, they are bored to death, so every time we invent a practical joke at the expense of their users.

By the summer of 2010 no one had good ideas, even the illustrious Dr. Poretti who usually knows more of the devil. So, after lengthy consultations and Barbosa, decide to opt for a joke already experienced months earlier, but had not brought the desired success.
- Why do we restart the false promotions Frecciarotta? - Says that in Bermuda shorts and a pink polo with the collar turned up.
- We've already done - respond more gently smeared on a hammock in a corner of the room.
- Yes, but the last time it was summer ... Try now! Those who died of starvation always try to go on holiday on a budget!

Brusio general approval of the proposal.

A few days later he leaves the mega campaign: promoting Frecciarotta! Milan-Rome from 19 €! Messages invade the web, TV, newspapers and stations.
enthusiastic travelers are put on the internet in search of the promotions can finally afford weekend trips to Rome or cheaper for those who go to visit family, friends and girlfriends, and a nice savings for those who must travel for work.

The system is simple: select day and time for the train and see if there are promotions.
Trenitalia's gang laughs in his sleeve while the first attempt to buy tickets on offer.
Friday evening: no offers.
Friday afternoon, no bids.
Friday morning, nothing offers.
Saturday: ditto.
Sunday: as above.
Excluding a priori and then those who travel on weekends, that's midweek travelers who try. They try with
Thursday, with Wednesday and with Tuesday. Some even Monday, but the deals are not found.
The Lords of Trenitalia meanwhile are sbellicando.
A group of travelers is stubborn and tries to peg away at all times for every day of the week for the entire month of August and finally that Gigi by Rozzano, is the elusive offer for the Milan-Rome of 5:45 in the morning of Tuesday 17 August.
Extracts from his wallet and credit card is about to complete the purchase on the site when it appears on the screen an error message: the time for the purchase has expired.
When we try, the offer is gone.

Nobody laughs anymore.
- There was so much fun - says the guy in the hammock in the attic in Rome.
The other nod wearily.
- We go to sea, it '...


Monday, August 2, 2010

Emerson E10 Garbage Disposal Reset Button F

Enemy summer commuter

Despite being a bitter enemy of the various types of commuter, or the multiple personalities of this troublesome form of distorted self-moving life in some special circumstances I feel a bad drive alliance with the species.

This is when it comes to making a common front against the many enemies or predators, which attack the flock continuously all'incolumità commuters.

The enemy of the summer is the ultimate commuter passengers using the train to go on vacation. First

that individual is unaware, or at least alien to the state of calamity in which pay all or inter-regional trains for Trenitalia. The above was plagiarized from stupid and demagogic Frecciarossa advertising, which led him to believe in a magnificent fleet of superb trains hypervelocity regardless of category and type.

When the traveler finds himself on the regional filthy, standing among a critical mass of commuters vaguely hostile, it begins to utter complaints about the state of the trains, regrettable the fact that he, himself, who is about to leave for Seychelles , finds himself having to travel by foot despite having paid for the ticket and the unbearable stench that hovers in the compartment.

The traveler, however, speak before thinking, a trait that usually costs him dearly. Indeed, he does not think that commuters face every day around him that he laments the inefficiency with such fervor and do not realize, poor ignorant, who instead of finding consensus and allies, you're doing a multitude of enemies.

The traveler, if you wake up at some point stops speaking, usually when he sees some bloodshot eyes and hear the chirping of crickets in the compartment.

Some travelers, less sharp and attentive, never arrived at its destination.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Ground Venison And Pork

Vivalto: people, not things

The evil genius who designed the trains Vivalto, that is, those 2-story, had a motto: commuters are people, not things.

One morning in March, while those with crayons a picture of a train in his office on the twelfth floor of a skyscraper in Milan, had this simple but fundamental insight: people, not things.

was so excited by this thought that has come to color the drawing before lunch and took him immediately to Trenitalia.

He pulled the sheet from the plastic tube, he stopped and played with four pins, under the astonished eyes of the Lords of Trenitalia, who have started slowly nodded satisfied.
At that point, the general silence, the evil genius has spoken his word, with eyes glistening with emotion: commuters are people not things!

The applause went on growing until the general applause of the highest levels (ie people ball with a mustache and a pocket full of € 100 notes).

The genius did not say anything else, he took the money and returned to his studio to paint.

The trains were manufactured in large quantities and is finally able to really understand what constituted the idea of \u200b\u200bsenseless evil genius.

Trains Vivalto have a unique feature of being able to contain a disproportionate number of people, reducing the space to a minimum, cramming commuters on each other, but above all completely eliminating space for suitcases, in other words for things.

The evil genius was able to realize his dream of a train made up only of people, not things.

But he continues to move with his Porsche Cayenne, which can charge whatever it wants.

Itunes Wont Let Me Drag Songs

Air unconditional

When the summer heat begins to envelop us like a shroud, and breathing becomes a difficult task, the carriages of the trains become mortuaries where the only hope is to die for combustion rather than by slow suffocation.

However, for some years, the clique of the enlightened head of Trenitalia has decided to give commuters more faithful to the air conditioning. Everyone has enjoyed seeing
appear these means riddled pipes on the ceiling of the carriages and they thought that the end of the Trenitalia were not so bad.

They then ventured into the usual dirty cars hoping to be able to survive the grueling trip in apnea, and have started to probe the air trying to figure out if somewhere came out a little cool.
Some claim to have heard cawing of crows then, others have heard grunting of pigs, but fresh air, at least in the first carriage, there was no smell.
The verses that some say they have heard, not from animals but by the Lords of Trenitalia, who laughed at the joke if they had engineered to the detriment of their users more frequent.

The air conditioning was there, but not on all cars and not to the same temperature!
commuters when they remember, they started running to try to put the coaches has been a struggle for survival with their fellows. This is the first step of the game show "Back to live if you can", which in itself creates comic situations, such as clusters of dozens of people packed in the only carriage, leaving the other completely empty, with bales of hay rolling in the central corridors between the seats. But not all.

The air conditioning in fact, can suddenly go out during the hottest hours, or leave to freezing temperatures during the hours fresh in the morning, putting further test the already precarious health of the competitors in the game.

early bosses Trenitalia followed with interest the game from their monitors in the operations center located in a mega apartment in central Rome, but then they started to get bored and they all went away off the sea.

Thanks to this competition is not competitive, there was a natural selection among the fiercest and most commuters do not have it done. The new breed is not afraid of extreme weather and is resistant to infection.
Now they're planning to send a terminator in the past that it can take out all members of the gang from an early age.

How To Wash A G Shock

Many enemies, much glory

Because in ten years of honorable commuting have never managed to make me "friends by train," I thought maybe I could start to make enemies.

Actually I never wanted to make friends. The idea of \u200b\u200bhaving to share my travels with groups of morning commuters shouting and perky from the first light of dawn, I was always terrified.

What kind of life do these idiots? To rejoice in what they have to take an early morning train dirty?
Maybe so happy to get away from his wife and their children, that even the idea of \u200b\u200ba trip to the inconvenience of traveling cans Trenitalia puts them in a good mood. Lucky them.

For me, those hours of the morning are a zombie with anger. Mordo anyone put one foot in my living space, which is equivalent to a circle of 2 meters in diameter around me, and carefully avoids everyone I know, because they could be come the unhealthy idea of \u200b\u200bsaying goodbye and maybe sit next to me.

So I decided that the best solution would be to me a number of enemies. I could hate obnoxious people in peace, thereby venting the natural human instinct to conflict with its neighbor.

My enemies are many and growing every day.
on trains is not difficult to find, because the environment encourages the worst instincts and behaviors the reprehensible people.

So welcome to my carriage, sit as far away from me, otherwise you could end up in here ...