When the summer heat begins to envelop us like a shroud, and breathing becomes a difficult task, the carriages of the trains become mortuaries where the only hope is to die for combustion rather than by slow suffocation.
However, for some years, the clique of the enlightened head of Trenitalia has decided to give commuters more faithful to the air conditioning. Everyone has enjoyed seeing
appear these means riddled pipes on the ceiling of the carriages and they thought that the end of the Trenitalia were not so bad.
They then ventured into the usual dirty cars hoping to be able to survive the grueling trip in apnea, and have started to probe the air trying to figure out if somewhere came out a little cool.
Some claim to have heard cawing of crows then, others have heard grunting of pigs, but fresh air, at least in the first carriage, there was no smell.
The verses that some say they have heard, not from animals but by the Lords of Trenitalia, who laughed at the joke if they had engineered to the detriment of their users more frequent.
The air conditioning was there, but not on all cars and not to the same temperature!
commuters when they remember, they started running to try to put the coaches has been a struggle for survival with their fellows. This is the first step of the game show "Back to live if you can", which in itself creates comic situations, such as clusters of dozens of people packed in the only carriage, leaving the other completely empty, with bales of hay rolling in the central corridors between the seats. But not all.
The air conditioning in fact, can suddenly go out during the hottest hours, or leave to freezing temperatures during the hours fresh in the morning, putting further test the already precarious health of the competitors in the game.
early bosses Trenitalia followed with interest the game from their monitors in the operations center located in a mega apartment in central Rome, but then they started to get bored and they all went away off the sea.
Thanks to this competition is not competitive, there was a natural selection among the fiercest and most commuters do not have it done. The new breed is not afraid of extreme weather and is resistant to infection.
Now they're planning to send a terminator in the past that it can take out all members of the gang from an early age.
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